We know most of our dads are full of all sorts of jokes. Humour is part of what makes a father into a dad. It’s also where the term “dad joke” originates. So, for the funny man in your life, share with him a funny quote about being a dad. He’ll likely relate to it more than anything.
- "A father carries pictures where his money used to be." - Steve Martin
- "Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.'" - Ryan Reynolds
- “The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” - Tim Russert
- “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” - Jerry Seinfeld
- “A father is a banker provided by nature.” - French proverb
- “Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.” - Al Unser
- “A 2-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.” - Jerry Seinfeld
- “Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.” - Reed Markham
Short Father’s Day Quotes
You don’t need to make it complicated when it comes to finding a short quote that perfectly sums up how you feel about your dad. Here’s some short quotes about dads that we think you’ll love!
- “It is a wise father that knows his own child.” - William Shakespeare
- “A father doesn’t tell you that he loves you. He shows you.” - Dimitri the Stoneheart
- “A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.” - Unknown
- “The greatest mark of a father is how he treats his children when no one is looking.” - Dan Pearce
- “Fathers just have a way of putting everything together.” - Erika Cosby
- "What you teach your children, you also teach their children." - Unknown
- “The imprint of a father remains forever on the life of the child.” - Roy Lessin
- “Children learn to smile from their parents.” - Shinichi Suzuki
- “Fatherhood is a marathon, not a sprint.” - Paul L. Lewis